I'm not a thrill killer, I'm a cannibal.

Cause I could eat that ass right up.

Did
John Constantine
Sakurazuka Seishirou (orally)
Saya Wallace
Lee Nicholas
Nicholas D. Wolfwood
Jack Harkness
Almond Joy Goldenboy Baby Boy Blue

Declined
Walter Dornez (civilly)
Christopher Styles (civilly)
Cain Hargreaves (ambiguously)
Logan (unconsciously)
Peter Pevensie (violently)

To Do
Peter Pevensie (Strike 1)
Alfons Heiderich (thanks ( Read more... )

All right, listen.

If they were really mine, would I advocate violence against the little bastards?

( Amorous. )

Fuck waffles.

I have a craving for raw cephalopod and the knives to make it happen.